MikeT
21-05-2008, 01:05 AM
Young couple driving around the French countryside in Pappa’s trusty old Citroen DS 19 looking for somewhere to have a bit of ‘nookie’, but all the laybye’s and picnic spots were taken by families out in the sunshine – eventually the young Frenchman’s ‘amour’ got the better of him and he turned to his girlfriend and said, “ Cherie, zere is nothing else to do, we will find a quiet spot where we can park, we will pump up the car and climb underneath where no one can see us !!.”
So they duly park ‘Le Citroen’, pump it up, climb underneath and do what comes naturally …………… for quite a while !!:D
Half an hour later, there is a tap on the youngster’s ankle …………………………
<gendarme> “Monsieur, this is the Gendarme, WHAT are you doing?”
<youngster> “ Monsieur le Gendarme, I am fixing the motorcar !”
<gendarme> “Monsieur, I suggest you are NOT fixing the motorcar for three reasons - Number One, your legs are the wrong way around …………………….. Number Two, there is a large crowd gathered here shouting “Vive le France!!!”…………………………. and Number Three, we towed your car away twenty minutes ago………………………..!!!!!:o
So they duly park ‘Le Citroen’, pump it up, climb underneath and do what comes naturally …………… for quite a while !!:D
Half an hour later, there is a tap on the youngster’s ankle …………………………
<gendarme> “Monsieur, this is the Gendarme, WHAT are you doing?”
<youngster> “ Monsieur le Gendarme, I am fixing the motorcar !”
<gendarme> “Monsieur, I suggest you are NOT fixing the motorcar for three reasons - Number One, your legs are the wrong way around …………………….. Number Two, there is a large crowd gathered here shouting “Vive le France!!!”…………………………. and Number Three, we towed your car away twenty minutes ago………………………..!!!!!:o